Why was a 1993 movie the #1 film at the box office? Because the Sanderson Sisters are the only ones who know how to handle a “curse” that lasts for an eternity.
Part of the 32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2022 Joke: A Vampire Walked Into
A vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of warm blood. ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!