2000 Classic: The Millennium Bridge
Why did London’s new bridge close after two days? Because it was “wobbling”—a perfect metaphor for the British government’s stance on the Euro. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Millennium Bridge
1999 Vintage: The Mushroom
Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fun-gi. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Mushroom
1999 Classic: The Stifler’s Mom
Why did the teen invite his friends over? To see if “Stifler’s Mom” was a real person or just a 1999 legend. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The Stifler’s Mom
1998 Vintage: The Y2K “Prepper” Light
Why was Grandpa buying so many cans of beans? Because 1998 was when the “Year 2000” panic started to get real at the dinner table.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Y2K “Prepper” Light
1997 Archive: The Nokia Snake
Why did no one look out the window? Because the entire plane was obsessed with a pixelated snake eating a pixelated dot on their Nokia… Read More »1997 Archive: The Nokia Snake
1997 Vintage: The Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony”
Why did the walk to church take so long? Because everyone was trying to walk in slow motion like the music video, bumping into neighbors… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Verve’s “Bittersweet Symphony”
1997 Vintage: The Titanic Teaser Hype
Why was the 1997 pool party so dramatic? Because everyone was standing on the edge of the diving board shouting, “I’m the king of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Titanic Teaser Hype
1997 Legacy: The Air Force One Quote
Every time I leave a meeting, I want to growl “Get off my plane!” even though I’m just walking to a cubicle. Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Air Force One Quote
1996 Archive: The “Mars Attacks!” Nightmare
After that movie, I can’t look at a Chihuahua without wondering if it’s a spy from another planet. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Mars Attacks!” Nightmare