Why did the walk to church take so long? Because everyone was trying to walk in slow motion like the music video, bumping into neighbors without looking.
Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Classic: The 4-Day Work Week
Why is everyone so relaxed? Because 2025 was the year "Friday" o...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.