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1998 Vintage: The Y2K “Prepper” Light

Why was Grandpa buying so many cans of beans? Because 1998 was when the “Year 2000” panic started to get real at the dinner table.

Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan04/30/2013 00:37I want it that way... the funny way!
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