1997 Legacy: The Air Force One Quote

Every time I leave a meeting, I want to growl “Get off my plane!” even though I’m just walking to a cubicle.

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@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/12/2009 05:34Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Dancing_Baby_9603/25/2011 10:33Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Badger_Badger_M01/14/2014 09:51Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Charlie_Bit_Me07/27/2014 21:37Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Excite_User_9701/11/2002 15:32This site is very exciting!

@Newgrounds_User03/09/2008 13:45Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Not_Bad_Obama07/16/2005 08:35Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/08/1997 14:45Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.