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1996 Archive: The “Mars Attacks!” Nightmare

 After that movie, I can’t look at a Chihuahua without wondering if it’s a spy from another planet.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Jordan_Fan_2312/29/1997 10:07Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Ninja_Turtle_R03/24/1996 17:02Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan02/07/2000 11:44Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Bernie_Mittens06/04/2009 15:20I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Orkut_Member_9905/06/2003 21:01A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

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