Q: Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
A: It was very sweepy!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!