1999 Vintage: The Mushroom

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

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Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

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The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

@CoolSkater9806/10/2014 09:40Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Trinity_Matrix04/14/2012 01:59Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Party_On_Garth12/23/2005 17:14I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Success_Kid_Win03/15/1997 18:50Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Infoseek_Explorer04/22/2012 16:46Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Homestar_Runner02/25/2008 12:20That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Keep_Calm_Fan06/16/1999 14:53Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Influencer_9912/09/2006 17:37My followers need to see this!