2008 Vintage: The “Community Organizer” Jibe
Why did Republicans mock it? Because they didn’t realize that “Organizing a Community” is exactly what you need to do to win an election in… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Community Organizer” Jibe
2008 Vintage: The Steph Curry NCAA Run
Why was Davidson so scary? Because a skinny kid with a quick release led them to the Elite Eight, and the NBA scouts started checking… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Steph Curry NCAA Run
2007 Classic: The Hairspray Remake
“You can’t stop the beat!” “I can stop the credit card though, so put that dress back.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hairspray Remake
2007 Vintage: The “Chocolate Rain” Viral Video
Why was the mood so… soulful? Because we were all “moving our heads away from the mic to breathe” while eating our chocolate cake. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Chocolate Rain” Viral Video
2007 Vintage: The Resignation of Tony Blair
Why did Tony finally leave 10 Downing Street? Because after 10 years, the British public’s love for him had gone from “New Labour, New Britain”… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Resignation of Tony Blair
2007 Classic: The Social Anxiety
“I’m afraid to talk to people.” “Just text them. It’s 2007, nobody talks anymore.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Social Anxiety
2006 Classic: The Borat Wedding
“I give you my sister! She is very clean!” “Gary, for the last time, stop talking during the toasts.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Borat Wedding
2006 Archive: The Laptop
I’m “portable” and “Mac-bookish.” Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The American Dad
A guy walks in with a goldfish and starts talking to it. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met… Read More »2005 Archive: The American Dad
2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Puss in Boots? He argued that “the eyes” were a form of psychological duress that made the contract unenforceable. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 Defense