2004 Archive: The Shrek 2 Defense

Why did the lawyer represent Puss in Boots? He argued that “the eyes” were a form of psychological duress that made the contract unenforceable.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Trinity_Matrix04/13/2011 11:25Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/31/2001 06:29Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Numa_Numa_Guy08/30/2013 15:55Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

@Success_Kid_Win06/15/2011 23:26Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Browser_War_V08/13/2009 14:25Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.