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2007 Vintage: The “Chocolate Rain” Viral Video

Why was the mood so… soulful? Because we were all “moving our heads away from the mic to breathe” while eating our chocolate cake.

Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Sysop09/04/2015 02:01Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes10/12/2002 09:18Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Clueless_Dionne08/01/1997 22:36Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Linkin_Park_Fan05/06/2014 17:41In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Heathers_Winona09/06/1995 00:51Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/22/1998 11:56FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Opera_User_9904/30/2009 19:30Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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