“You can’t stop the beat!” “I can stop the credit card though, so put that dress back.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
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51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
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Q: What do you call bees...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Professional humor for professional people.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!