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2000 Classic: The Millennium Bridge

Why did London’s new bridge close after two days? Because it was “wobbling”—a perfect metaphor for the British government’s stance on the Euro.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover02/02/2011 02:10You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Rewritable_CD11/30/2009 06:28I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
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