Why was Ghana so heartbroken? Because Suarez saved a goal with his hands on the line, got a red card, and then celebrated when Ghana missed the penalty, becoming the most hated man in Africa.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
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In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Ryder Cup Prep
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47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
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2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
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2025 Classic: The Manchester City "115" Verdict?
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The Cricket Length
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
One does not simply read one joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.