What do you call a hill that’s a comedian? “Hill-arious.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Professional humor for professional people.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
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OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!