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2009 Legacy: The Net Neutrality Debate

Why did it start in ’09? Because the government realized that the internet was too important to be left to the people who actually built it.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan08/18/2013 04:47Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/09/1995 11:39My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/17/1997 02:07That still only counts as one laugh!
@Neo_The_One02/23/2004 18:59I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/22/2000 19:51That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Overly_Attached07/24/1995 11:30I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/15/1995 09:47So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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