2022 Archive: The Handshake Trauma
My doctor reached out to shake my hand. I froze, did a weird elbow bump, and then accidentally bowed. He wrote down: “Patient still stuck… Read More »2022 Archive: The Handshake Trauma
2022 Archive: Negroni Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it
Why was the witch ordering such a specific drink? Because Emma D’Arcy from House of the Dragon said it once, and suddenly everyone was a… Read More »2022 Archive: Negroni Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it
2021 Classic: The Ever Given Blockade
Why were maritime lawyers celebrating the Suez Canal blockage? Because one stuck ship created enough “general average” and “demurrage” claims to fuel their retirements for… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ever Given Blockade
2021 Archive: The Friends Reunion
Why were we all crying into our coffee? Because in 2021, the cast returned to the couch to remind us that they’ll always be there… Read More »2021 Archive: The Friends Reunion
2020 Archive: The Boris Johnson COVID Scare
Why was the UK in a panic in April? Because the Prime Minister who told everyone to “wash their hands” ended up in the ICU,… Read More »2020 Archive: The Boris Johnson COVID Scare
2020 Vintage: The Bad Education Win
Why did Hugh Jackman lose? Because the Academy thought school embezzlement was funny, but not “Schitt’s Creek” funny. Part of the 37 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Bad Education Win
2020 Classic: Hocus Pocus (The Comeback)
Why was a 1993 movie the #1 film at the box office? Because the Sanderson Sisters are the only ones who know how to handle… Read More »2020 Classic: Hocus Pocus (The Comeback)
2020 Vintage: The Scientist
“We developed a vaccine in record time, can we please get a bulb that doesn’t die when I flip the switch too fast?” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Scientist
2020 Archive: The “Imagine” Video
Why did Gal Gadot and her famous friends confuse the world? Because in 2020, they thought singing about “no possessions” from their 10-bedroom villas would… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Imagine” Video
2019 Archive: The Facebook Libra Announcement
Why did the government stop it? Because D.C. decided that “Mark Zuckerberg having his own currency” was a step too far even for 2019. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Facebook Libra Announcement