“I hear Laurel!” “I hear Yanny!” “I hear the sound of our divorce lawyer opening a new file because we can’t agree on a frequency from a 2-second audio clip.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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