Why did the government stop it? Because D.C. decided that “Mark Zuckerberg having his own currency” was a step too far even for 2019.
Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
M’lady... this joke is superb.