My doctor reached out to shake my hand. I froze, did a weird elbow bump, and then accidentally bowed. He wrote down: “Patient still stuck in mid-2020.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!