Why did the lawyer bring a “Stress Ball” shaped like a dollar sign? To remind everyone what was actually at stake.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
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49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Final Summary
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
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2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Plug and Play laughter!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?