2019 Vintage: The Luke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter09/30/2008 01:23The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Shrek_Donkey11/21/2012 14:56And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Kernel_Panic_9803/04/2006 21:05This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@YouTube_Beta_User03/09/2010 03:26I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@David_After_Dent05/12/1996 05:20Is this real life? Or is it just funny?