Why was Carli Lloyd a legend? Because she scored a hat-trick in the first 16 minutes of the final, including a goal from the halfway line that made the Japanese goalkeeper look for a place to hide.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
The Yoga Flexibility
Trying to find inner peace while tied in a knot.I tried yoga toda...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2025 “The Red Era & The New Frontier” Edition
In 2025, the sports world looked like a fantasy draft come to lif...read more »
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The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Thinking is definitely funny today.
That still only counts as one laugh!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!