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 A thief yells, “Give me all your money!” The guy says, “You can’t do this, I’m a politician!” The thief says, “Oh, in that case…… Read More »1995 Archive: The Robbery

 A guy hits a ball into the woods. He finds a frog who says, “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful woman.” He puts… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Golf Ball

 What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds and a remote control. Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore… Read More »1995 Classic: The Difference

 “My wife told me to stop playing doctor.” “Why?” “She caught me during a ‘private consultation’ with the nurse.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Night Shift

 A guy finds a genie. “I want to be rich, famous, and irresistible to women.” The genie turns him into a giant pile of chocolate… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Three Wishes

 A guy joins a nudist colony. On the first day, he runs back to his room. A girl asks, “What’s wrong?” He says, “I just… Read More »1995 Classic: The Nudist Colony

 A 90-year-old couple goes to court for divorce. The judge asks, “Why now?” They say, “We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.” Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Divorce

 A guy bets the bartender $100 he can pee into a glass from 10 feet away without spilling a drop. He fails miserably and soaks… Read More »1995 Archive: The Bar Bet

 A guy puts a towel over the parrot’s cage. The parrot whispers: “I know you’re still there, Steve. I can hear your heavy breathing.” Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Parrot Part 2

 A guy gets a tattoo of a $100 bill on his… “equipment.” His girlfriend asks why. He says, “Three reasons: I love to watch my… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Tattoo