1995 Legacy: The Divorce

A 90-year-old couple goes to court for divorce. The judge asks, “Why now?” They say, “We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

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@Geocities_Builder10/06/2007 09:38I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@SoundBlaster_1612/05/1996 06:34I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Flash_Animator01/18/1999 15:00I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Futurama_Bender09/27/2004 04:31Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Firewire_Fan08/26/2006 11:53Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Cyber_Security_X10/01/2011 01:05Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Homestar_Runner06/23/2015 17:54That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!