A thief yells, “Give me all your money!” The guy says, “You can’t do this, I’m a politician!” The thief says, “Oh, in that case… give me my money!”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
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In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
This humor took me to new heights!