Archives

 “My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room”… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Boss

 “Do you have any kids?” “No.” “Any pets?” “No.” “Any future?” “Probably not after this question.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore… Read More »1995 Classic: The First Date

 A woman looks in the mirror and says, “I look old and wrinkled. Say something nice!” Her husband says, “Well, your eyesight is still perfect.”… Read More »1995 Archive: The Magic Mirror

 A guy is at his wife’s funeral. It starts to rain. He looks up and says, “Typical… she’s finally quiet and now the heavens are… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Funeral

 A guy is drowning. A shark swims by and ignores him. Another guy asks, “Why didn’t he eat him?” “Professional courtesy.” Part of the 52… Read More »1995 Classic: The Lawyer’s Heart

 A guy comes home drunk. His wife yells, “What time do you call this?!” He looks at his watch: “I call it the start of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Late Night Return

 A guy finds a lamp. The genie says, “I can’t grant world peace, it’s too hard.” The guy says, “Fine, make me understand women.” The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Genie’s Highway

 “How’s the new secretary?” “She’s like a 1995 computer—sleek, fast, but she doesn’t respond to any of my commands.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The New Secretary

 In your 20s, it’s “tri-weekly.” In your 40s, it’s “try-weekly.” In your 60s, it’s “try-to-weakly.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore &… Read More »1995 Classic: The Three Stages of Men

 The doctor tells a guy, “I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live.” The guy screams,… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Doctor’s News