The doctor tells a guy, “I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is you have 24 hours to live.” The guy screams, “What could be worse than that?!” The doctor says, “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
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Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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