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1995 Vintage: The New Secretary

 “How’s the new secretary?” “She’s like a 1995 computer—sleek, fast, but she doesn’t respond to any of my commands.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@OfficeWorker_9908/18/2013 07:08I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Doom_Marines01/06/2009 09:35Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/31/2001 02:16Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/14/2003 03:13I am crying... with laughter!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan01/14/2005 10:46This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Pirate_Bay_9905/24/2015 03:47Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/27/2002 21:27Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy08/09/2009 16:59That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Footloose_Ren08/13/2002 17:46Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Social_Media_G10/23/2012 04:26I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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