1995 Classic: The Lawyer’s Heart

A guy is drowning. A shark swims by and ignores him. Another guy asks, “Why didn’t he eat him?” “Professional courtesy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye07/27/2000 01:12Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Linux_Distro_User07/26/2010 03:06Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Digimon_Tamer10/04/2013 20:50My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@DragonBall_Z_G10/31/2013 10:32His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/12/2002 01:51Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@DMOZ_Volunteer12/16/2009 13:08Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.