1995 Classic: The First Date

“Do you have any kids?” “No.” “Any pets?” “No.” “Any future?” “Probably not after this question.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »

Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »

"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »

"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »

In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber05/30/2001 03:14So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/22/2015 10:57What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Skate_Or_Die_9910/28/2004 04:17Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa07/29/2011 19:38They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Trainspotting_Rent09/11/2000 23:46Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan08/28/2005 04:30My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/20/2006 03:46Laughing at the security of my own ribs!