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 A guy buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. Son: “I was at the library.” SLAP! “Okay, I was watching a movie.” Dad: “At your… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lie Detector

 A newlywed guy asks his friend, “How was the first night?” The friend says, “Like a 1995 computer game. I spent three hours reading the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The First Night

 What is the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted. Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room”… Read More »1995 Classic: The In-Law

 A husband calls home: “Honey, I’m staying another night to finish some ‘hard’ business.” The wife says, “That’s fine, I’m at home doing some ‘soft’… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Business Trip

 A woman is taking a shower when she sees a window cleaner staring at her. She yells, “What are you looking at?!” He says, “I’m… Read More »1995 Archive: The Window Cleaner

 In the early 90s trials, a patient says, “Doctor, this pill is amazing! My wife and I are like teenagers again!” The doctor says, “That’s… Read More »1995 Classic: The Viagra Trial

 A woman is lonely, so she buys a goldfish. She asks it, “Do you love me?” The fish says nothing. She asks again. Finally, the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Goldfish

 A guy tells his wife, “I got a promotion! I’m now the Vice President!” She says, “Big deal, every supermarket has a Vice President of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Promotion

 Why is a refrigerator better than a wife? It doesn’t groan when you put your meat in it, and it stays cool even when you… Read More »1995 Classic: The Refrigerator

 Why is a honeymoon like a 1995 dial-up connection? Because it takes forever to get connected and someone always hangs up too early. Part of… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Honeymoon