A guy tells his wife, “I got a promotion! I’m now the Vice President!” She says, “Big deal, every supermarket has a Vice President of Peas.” He calls the store to prove her wrong: “Is this the VP of Peas?” The clerk asks, “Frozen or canned?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Oops, I laughed again!
That was super fast and super funny!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
The human guide to online humor.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!