A guy buys a robot that slaps people when they lie. Son: “I was at the library.” SLAP! “Okay, I was watching a movie.” Dad: “At your age, I didn’t even know what a movie was!” SLAP! Mom: “Well, he is definitely your son!” SLAP!
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).