A newlywed guy asks his friend, “How was the first night?” The friend says, “Like a 1995 computer game. I spent three hours reading the manual and five minutes playing, and then it crashed.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
The magic man... is laughing!
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