A guy finds a lamp. The genie says, “I can’t grant world peace, it’s too hard.” The guy says, “Fine, make me understand women.” The genie sighs, “So, you want that highway to Hawaii two lanes or four?”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.