1995 Classic: The Scenery
I’m glad I know sign language. It’s becoming quite handy. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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1995 Classic: The Velcro
Velcro… what a rip-off! Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Dentist
I’ve been to the dentist many times, so I know the drill. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Impasta
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Anti-Gravity
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Skeleton
A skeleton walks into a cafeteria and orders a spare rib. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Classic: The Baker
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Vintage: The Final Word
A husband and wife are arguing. The husband says, “Fine, have the last word!” She says, “I will!” He says, “Good, because it’s usually ‘No’… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Final Word
1995 Vintage: The Supermarket
A guy is following a woman in the store. She asks, “Why are you following me?” He says, “I lost my wife, and every time… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Supermarket
1995 Vintage: The New Car
“My wife says she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in three seconds for her birthday.” “So you bought her a Porsche?” “No,… Read More »1995 Vintage: The New Car