1995 Classic: The Dentist

I’ve been to the dentist many times, so I know the drill.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz09/01/2005 19:50To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Tech_Support_Guy01/23/2008 18:58Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Hellboy_Red08/05/2010 00:56I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Daria_Morg06/06/2011 10:26My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Cow_And_Chicken08/30/1997 17:50Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Karate_Kid_Wax09/27/2008 22:07Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Web_Counter_9906/07/2014 20:30I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@ODP_Editor_9908/12/2009 10:16Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Gaia_Online_Gold07/25/1998 18:36Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.