1995 Vintage: The Anti-Gravity

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "cracking" the 2025 code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan10/03/2015 23:20Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Forrest_Gump_8803/05/2007 13:17Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Britney_Spears_Fan03/14/2009 17:13Oops, I laughed again!

@Shrek_Donkey04/07/1996 21:41And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/12/2009 07:06Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog03/21/2008 17:59Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@LiveJournal_Deep07/19/2013 21:15Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Last_Commenter08/26/2007 12:26Saving the best laugh for last!