“My wife says she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in three seconds for her birthday.” “So you bought her a Porsche?” “No, I bought her a bathroom scale.”
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Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
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