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1995 Classic: The Baker

 I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dawson_Creek_Fan03/12/1997 13:35I am crying... with laughter!
@Campus_King04/29/2011 03:59The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@HTML_Hacker03/15/1999 03:29<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Cipher_Steak02/13/2002 08:22Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu11/30/2005 13:05Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Austin_Powers_Y12/23/2007 18:10Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Fat_Bastard_Get06/26/2001 00:29Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@PopUp_Blocker_X04/08/1999 04:23I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@HotBot_User01/23/2010 21:49Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Cloud_Computing02/27/2000 10:58Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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