1995 Classic: The Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a cafeteria and orders a spare rib.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd04/06/2015 23:00The farce is strong with this one!

@Dial_Up_King02/17/1998 00:35Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Magic_SchoolBus05/17/1998 13:45Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@He_Man_Power10/11/2011 05:33I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Wall_Post_Hero06/02/2000 03:10Posting this to my own wall right now!