1995 Archive: The Impasta

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

@Hotmail_Original05/01/2010 20:09Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Geocities_Neighbor05/12/2010 08:28Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Broadband_Newbie07/17/2001 15:45Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Kazaa_Leecher12/11/1999 10:02I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Dirty_Dancing_F01/22/1999 01:20Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Goldmember_I_L12/26/2003 21:35I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Dale_Doback_Fan07/07/2015 10:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!