A guy gets a tattoo of a $100 bill on his… “equipment.” His girlfriend asks why. He says, “Three reasons: I love to watch my money grow, I love playing with my capital, and next time you want $100, you don’t have to leave the bedroom.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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