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2000 Archive: Almost Famous

 Why did we want to be “Band Aids”? Because in 2000, Kate Hudson convinced us that being a groupie in 1973 was a more viable career path than going to college.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Classic08/07/2009 12:52That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@SimCity_Mayor04/29/1996 06:30Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Frasier_Crane10/23/2002 05:46I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/20/2007 00:23Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Men_In_Black_K06/24/2015 11:41We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Top_Gun_Maverick05/06/2000 23:04I feel the need... the need for comedy!

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