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2013 Archive: 12 Years a Slave

 Why was it so quiet in the theater? Because in 2013, Steve McQueen reminded us that some stories are so powerful they don’t need a popcorn-munching soundtrack.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus07/19/2005 03:30What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Terminator_T80006/01/2010 22:13I’ll be back... to read this again.
@MIRC_Ghost11/29/1997 16:43Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Titanic_Jack01/21/2006 09:10I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/19/2003 07:28Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@RoboCop_9006/04/2004 21:58Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Pedro_For_Pres03/28/2013 05:51Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real01/24/2009 09:48I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Rage_Comic_Fan07/13/2006 00:50FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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