Because they’re shellfish. It’s a common trait in the ocean.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Letting this joke through the port.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.