It’s a strange pairing in the kitchen, but they hit it off. He couldn’t find a date! Sometimes you just have to settle for what’s in the pantry.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.