It saw the salad dressing! Even vegetables have their embarrassing moments.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
i’m bookmarking this specific page. i need this energy.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.