He wanted to take his creativity to a whole new level. Literally reaching for the stars.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
Wait, does that mean if i do this every night i will be happy? logically yes.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.